Blue Lard by Vladimir Sorokin

{"summary":"**Blue Lard** by Vladimir Sorokin is a provocative and surreal novel set in a dystopian future. The story unfolds in a high-tech laboratory where scientists are engaged in cloning famous Russian writers. These clones are tasked with creating texts in the style of their original counterparts, but the true objective is to harvest a mysterious substance called 'blue lard' that forms on their bodies as they write.\n\nThis blue lard is intended to power lunar reactors, but a group of fervent nationalists has other plans. They aim to steal the substance and transport it back in time to an alternate Soviet Union, existing in a Europe dominated by a fantastical version of Hitler. The novel explores themes of power, history, and the bizarre intersections of reality and fiction, all wrapped in a narrative that challenges conventional storytelling.\n\n**Blue Lard** is a unique blend of science fiction, historical revisionism, and dark humor, offering readers a wild ride through a world where the boundaries of time and reality are constantly shifting."}

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Total Points: 17

This book was first published in 1999

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