In this humorous story, a British aristocrat and his valet find themselves in a series of comedic situations. The aristocrat's banjo playing has led to his eviction from his apartment, forcing him to take refuge in the country, where he becomes embroiled in a scheme to steal a policeman's helmet for a wager. Meanwhile, his valet must navigate a complex love triangle involving a fiery-tempered opera singer, a mild-mannered poet, and a jealous fiance. The pair's quick wit and unflappable demeanor carry them through these and other predicaments, providing plenty of laughs along the way.

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