The Utterly Uninteresting And Unadventurous Tales Of Fred, The Vampire Accountant by Drew Hayes

A deadpan, humorous urban-fantasy tale about a vampire who would rather balance ledgers than hunt prey, trying to maintain a quiet, bureaucratic life until unforeseen supernatural events yank him into danger; using wry practicality, bookkeeping skills, and an aversion to heroics, he navigates perilous politics, oddball allies, and the challenges of staying boring in a very unboring world.

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