Babies And Other Hazards Of Sex by Dave Barry

How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months With Tools You Probably Have Around the House

A hilarious collection of personal essays that chronicles the chaos and absurdities of pregnancy, childbirth, and early parenting, blending sharp observational humor, self-deprecating anecdotes, and mock-serious “advice” about diapers, sleepless nights, household disasters, and the ways family life upends adult routines — skewering modern parenting norms while celebrating the small, chaotic moments that make it all worthwhile.