Treasure Island!!! by Sara Levine

A floundering twenty-something becomes obsessed with a 19th-century pirate adventure and vows to live by its “core values”—Boldness, Resolution, Independence, and Horn-Blowing. Her quixotic self-improvement project quickly curdles into gleeful narcissism as she steals a parrot, alienates her boyfriend and family, sabotages jobs, and justifies each wrecked bridge as pirate-style progress, in a darkly comic skewering of self-help bravado and entitlement.

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